Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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