you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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