I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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