so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
