i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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