thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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