I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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