At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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