He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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