This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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