Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Randomize
