I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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