Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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