We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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