I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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