why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im holly from the hills drunk
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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