no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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