Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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