im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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