whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You had me at "let me see your balls"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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