Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
