just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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