You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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