is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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