what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm bleeding and have questions
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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