If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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