yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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