the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I am morally bankrupt
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want nice things and good sex
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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