i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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