I love black thongs
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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