after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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