I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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