you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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