im gay
i know
yea but for you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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