I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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