? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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