I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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