She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think my moral compass just broke
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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