well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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