So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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