she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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