You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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