He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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