Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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