I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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