No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
