take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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