You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
this will be a night to untag.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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