Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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