And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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